The other night I heard the following discussion between Ms. Bean and her "Uncle" Tim -
Tim - "So, how was the rest of your summer"?
Ms. Bean - "Oh, it was GREAT! I got to stay with my Papa and Susie, and my Papa fed me PIE for Breakfast". (pause) "But I only ate the crust".
Tim - "Really? Did he eat pie also"?
Miss Bean - "No. He just read his paper (she spread her arms out to simulate the act of holding a newspaper) and said over and over, "I wonder if this will make Susie mad"?
Don't worry Papa. NO ONE WILL EVER FIND OUT!